Christmas is but mere weeks away and I have decided what I am putting on my letter to Santa. The ACNE Free boots (very misleadingly named as they aren’t free at all) in silver are possibly my Holy Grail boots. The boots of my dreams. The boots I would wear for ever and ever. The boots that would make all the other footwear I own jealous.
So Santa if you’re reading this (and really what else do you have to do between now and Christmas if the elves are making everything) you can click on this link and buy them in a size 37. If you get me these I’ll forgive you for not getting me the penguin I asked for last year (that stuffed penguin you tried to fob me off with doesn’t count). Thanks Santa.