Dear blank, please blank.

Dear blank, please blank is a great site where people can submit their random requests to inanimate objects, famous people, groups of people, people you know but can’t be honest with…,You get the idea. I’m sure everyone has their own “Dear blank, please blank” that they want to include. I’ve already submitted mine – I’ll let you know if it gets posted!

Here are some of my favourites from the site.

Dear restaurant,
You may want to reconsider putting step-trashcans in your handicap restrooms.
Sincerely, that’s just mean.
*****
Dear perfect boyfriend,
WELCOME TO THE CLUB!
Sincerely, Santa Claus, Easter Bunny and the Tooth Fairy.
*****
Dear Christian Republicans,
Would you still be against abortion if you knew the baby was going to be gay?
Sincerely, anonymous.
*****
Dear psychics,
Is it really necessary to make an appointment to come see you?
Sincerely, confused patients.
*****
Dear Nemo,
Oh no, your mom died too?
Sincerely, Bambi, Belle, Ariel, Cinderella, Anastasia, Jasmine, etc
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2 thoughts on “Dear blank, please blank.

  1. This would be my letter to a colleague I was working with last night…

    Dear person in work,

    Yes I know you are in a band, we all do because you tell us with some frequency, but I have a suggestion! Why not keep the banging out of dem riddims for your rehearsals instead of now, on the desk beside me?

    Kisses,

    Passive aggressive colleague.

    Have a great weekend!

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